
Do you know anything about hypothermia? I know more about it today than I did last week. Normal body temperature is 98.6 °F. I like normal body temperature, even more this week. There are three stages of hypothermia. In stage 1, body temperature drops by 1.8-3.6°F. Mild to strong shivering occurs. (I know what that is like.) The victim (me and the other guy) is unable to perform complex tasks with the hands; the hands become numb. It only gets worse. In stage 2, body temperature drops by 3.6-7.2°F. Shivering becomes more violent. Muscle mis-coordination becomes apparent. Movements are slow and labored, accompanied by a stumbling pace and mild confusion, although the victim may appear alert. The victim becomes pale. Lips, ears, fingers and toes may become blue (we were on our way to stage 2). In stage 3 the body temperature drops below approximately 89.6 °F. You probably don’t want to hear what happens in stage 3. Not good. Did you know that heat is lost much faster in water? Did you also know that water temperatures that would be quite reasonable as outdoor air temperatures can lead to hypothermia very quickly? Water temperature of 50 °F can be expected to lead to death in approximately 1 hour, and water temperatures hovering at freezing can lead to death in as little as 15 minutes. So what? What is my point you ask? Well, when the baptistery heater decides to malfunction during the winter months the night before a scheduled baptism, both the baptizer and the baptized are subject to hypothermia. Do you know what it is like to preach after entering stage 1? Let’s just say that I don’t like baptizing in water that presents a threat to my well being. Believe me, that water was not at a temperature that would be reasonable outside, unless you are in the Antarctic. You should have seen his reaction when I immersed him in that ice cold moment of obedience. I asked the young man, “Have you ever been in water so cold?” He said, “No and I will never be in water that cold again.” We laughed about it through shivers and chattering teeth. Who says getting baptized is not a serious step of submission? Even though I am no fan of hypothermia, I am thankful to have these lighter moments of pastoral life to provide some good smiles and laughs. Hope you smiled a little too.
